Don't Blog the Covers

I really hope that I have a life that doesn't involve me spending a whole lot of time in airport hotels. Nothing good has ever happened at a hotel near an airport. All the nomads and commercial pilots of the world convene in airport hotel bars every night, and I want no part of that. I can only imagine the conversations that occur:

Pilot: "Hey, I'm a pilot staying at this airport hotel"
Response from lady: "Oooh la la. Well let's take a flight to outer space"

Pilot: "Hey, I'm a pilot staying at this airport hotel"
Response from lady: "Hey, I'm a flight attendant staying at this airpot hotel"
And we all know how that story ends.